While a nun is riding a taxi...
TAXI DRIVER: Sister, I would like to ask a favor if I may. I have always fantasized kissing a nun.
NUN: Sure, ok with me, but first you have to be a Catholic. Second, you have to be single.
TAXI DRIVER: I am both Catholic and still single.
So the nun fulfills the taxi driver's fantasy and let him kiss her...
TAXI DRIVER: Thank you sister, but I must confess. I lied to you. I am really a Muslim plus I am married.
NUN: That's ok. I am on my way to a costume party. And I lied to you too. My real name is John.
TAXI DRIVER: Sister, I would like to ask a favor if I may. I have always fantasized kissing a nun.
NUN: Sure, ok with me, but first you have to be a Catholic. Second, you have to be single.
TAXI DRIVER: I am both Catholic and still single.
So the nun fulfills the taxi driver's fantasy and let him kiss her...
TAXI DRIVER: Thank you sister, but I must confess. I lied to you. I am really a Muslim plus I am married.
NUN: That's ok. I am on my way to a costume party. And I lied to you too. My real name is John.
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